KANK

Recently after much Cajoling , I was able to watch KANK that too after my brother had seen the film and had warned me about the side effects of watching this epic of absurdity. I saw Shahrukh Khan making Steven Seagal proud with the kind of expressions at the beginning of the film. Certain people were shouting at God knows what kind of a football match where an Indian posed for a supreme example of athletic superiority cocking a snook at caucasion muscle and fibre. The striker Khan strikes a mediocre goal which in Joharian expression must rank with Maradona's hand of God. Proceed further to Rani Mukherjee feeling perpetually depressed with a considerate husband and Preity Zinta being unusually bubbly in a deep neckline sitting in front of a drooling Rampal.I will give the bits and pieces a miss and hark on some points worth considering. Mr. Bachhan is probably having lots of chyawanprash for his libido is sure to give young men a run for their money. The Jr. Bachan is sexually frustrated with his otherwise frustrating wife.Everybody is frustrated or feeling depressed in the movie for no Rhyme or reason. Hey Folks ! if you are sick of the Mundane "run to the party Tonight down the road "with Miss Zinta in a tight Micro mini dancing awkwardly with a Tall gentleman clearly dwarfing her and we are supposed to enjoy this fare as one of the seriously made movies by Mr. Johar. Maybe the coffee Mr Johar had was cold or had too many beans in it ------